Post Mon Jan 14, 2008 9:58 pm

Dog Food

I was buying a large bag of Eukanuba (Dog food) at the Supermarket this evening and standing in line at the check out when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Eukanuba Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 22 kilos before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with Eukanuba nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her. Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my crotch when the car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

Stupid person..why else would I buy dog food??
In a perfect world we would have perfect people - we don't live in a perfect world so we need to learn how to deal with imperfect people, including ourselves.